This is gonna be quick and dirty, just how I you like it.

  1. I’m not much further along than I was in the last update, except that I threw out a scene and may or may not get it out of the trash, depending on how obsessed  annoyed I get with thinking about it.
  2. It’s summer and the only time, where I live, that the temperature gets above FuckingCold° (that’s 15 for you celsiusers and 60 for you farenheiters). In the summer, I’m even more active than I am in the winter because SUN and BIKE WOOOOOOO. (IE this means several things which are more explained down below in the “Maybe You’ll Like This But Maybe I’m Delusional” section of this post but in this section it just means that it’s tougher to write because, again, SUNWOOOOOBIKEOMG)
  3. WHY DOES WRITE SO HARD? WHY?
  4. I made jam for the first time today from the rhubarb plant in our backyard. Why is this relevant? Because sugarhigh and I felt like sharing that I made some progress with SOMETHING IN MY LIFE.

Okay so that’s where I am.

Here’s where I’m going:(We’ll call this section…

Maybe You’ll Like This or Maybe I’m Delusional in Thinking You’ll Like This but I Don’t Care Because Something is Better Than Nothing.

Or, MYLTMIDTYLTIDCBSBTN™, for short.

Also, I’m dedicating this section to Marleen & Kate cuz they kick my ass and I really need that right now.

 

katemarleenbait

oh yeah baby

Okay so the dedication is mainly an excuse for an excessive number of Hiddleston gifs.

reasons

 

Right! On with MYLTMIDTYLTIDCBSBTN™

I’m live writing vignettes. You can join me  for chat or editing or just general commentary. (links incoming after disclaimer)

Disclaimer:

a) at the gym venting my frustration by falling under throwing barbells around

b) I’m eating

c) On a bike ride

d) Food. It’s always probably food.

e) Taking the dog for a walk

d) Playing with the cats (but really, opening peanut butter jar)

e) Cleaning house (Also code for peanut butter)

f) Peeing (most likely reason for being afk other than eating)

g) Out with the hubs doing b, c, but not f because no

h) Eating.

i) you know who needs a disclaimer? Skippy. And Nature Valley.

 ** What my absence/lack of response does not mean:

a) I’m not thinking about writing

b) I’m ignoring you.

c) I”m not eating. I’m probably eating. All the things, but mostly peanut butter.

 

FAQ

Why are you doing this?

Why aren’t you writing NSI?

Is this taking time away from writing NSI

WHERE IS NSI?

WHAT ABOUT NSI?

I MEAN IT, ANSWER ME, DANI!!!!

Link to Google doc of the day will be on the sidebar of my website https://slashfiction.org

You can chat with me on googlehangouts if you don’t if I learn your google email: daniwriteslive@gmail.com

You can chat with me on the document itself, but others may be able to see your google user name.

Chat with me on IRC (this is for people who can’t be arsed or don’t want to share their google sign in):

webclient(works in your browser):Go here:  https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/

Put in this info:

 

server: eris.oppresses.us

room: #daniwriteslive

port 6667

(email me if you need more info (secure port info etc) and don’t/can’t chat)

Example:

mibbit

IRC CLIENTS:

android app for irc: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.androirc&hl=en

windows: mirc

Mac: http://limechat.net/mac/

IPhone: No clue, I’d probably go with trillian

 

I think that’s all…

 

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EEP. THIS IS SCARY.

PS: THE OCD PART OF MY BRAIN IS SO HAPPY WITH ALL THE BULLET POINTS